Public Service Announcement to BAD SEO SPAMMERS:

We ALL get these Emails.  Please NEVER pay attention to them.


Dear Team,
Hope you are doing well.

I thought you might like to know some reasons why you are not getting enough website hits/visitors and conversion.

My name is Benjamin and I am the SEO and Digital marketing expert of a leading SEO service provider company. As per my analysis, your website is not performing well in the Google, Yahoo and Bing organic searches.

Also your traffic flow is poor from last couple of months due to some of the reasons. You might know about recent Google PENGUIN 3.0 UPDATES.

Google has completely dropped all authorship functionality from the search results and webmaster tools. So be careful on it and take the help of a SEO company to fix it.

Some of the aspects given below:
Due to poor and unauthorized link sites.
Relevant keyword phrases are not visible on first page listing.
Due to HTML validation errors and warnings present in website.
Your website is not search engine friendly.
Website content quality is not high standard.
Website is having on-page and on-site issues.
Area of Improvement:
We will give you 1st page ranking on Google, Yahoo, and Bing.
Improve your organic traffic and sales.
If you will not satisfied with our results then we will refund your money as per the money back guarantee policy.
Secure your website from Google penguin updates 3.0
Increase your conversion rate.
Target your local market to increase business.

Note: We give guarantee to improve in your keyword ranking from the first month itself, if we fail to achieve then money back.

We will be optimizing your website in the major search engines like: Google, Yahoo & Bing which results in improvements in keyword ranking, traffic, link popularity, goal conversion, and ROI in the first month of our work.

For more details please reply. We have 24×7 supports, so you can contact any point of time with your website issues.
Thanks & Regards,

Benjamin | (SEO Specialist)

MOSTLY, I just trash these emails, but SOMETIMES, I get annoyed at them and reply:

Dear Benjamin ( SEO “Specialist” ) ;

First, you should do a bit more research and then you would know that I am not a “team” but one person. Did you know that websites often have the handy dandy “about” button that tell you more about who you might want to talk to? Yeah its a nice feature to use before you send out your SEO fear mongering spam.

But I’m great thanks! How are you? Oh wait, I don’t care.

No, actually, I don’t need your unsolicited advise cramming up my mailbox. Not only is it kind of rude and presumptuous of you, you also clearly have NO idea what you are talking about as my traffic is up over 55% than last year at this time.

YOUR “analysis”? Oh please, we both know damn well you never even looked at my site at all. Oh and guess what? Back to that about page.. If you had read that, then you would see that I, too, am trained in SEO, been doing this work myself since 2008, and train others.. believe me I could teach you a thing or two about MY Target markets.

My site didn’t “do well” in searches? Snort. That’s freaking funny, dude! Google “birthmother”.. or “adoption searches” just for two examples. Yeah, you just said something THAT stupid.

Yeah, I do know about Penguin updates. As I stated my traffic flow is NOT poor at all.. because my content and SEO is organic and real and not determined on crappy fly by night manipulation of SERP. I’m not even going to bother ripping into your copy and paste list of BS. Not worth my time.

Just stop. What you are doing is wrong and bad and gives all SEO a bad name. I bet you kill puppies too.

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